8 Ways to digest a secret without a burp

Hola!

Today my mum said , the last time you wore it ,this dress seemed to be tailored perfectly but now looks like you have worn your sister's clothing. I ceased there in surprise then looked at myself and noticed that I had put on some flab and pounds . I told her not to buy materials that shrink so easy , she nodded and left . I got back to my conscience asking for her mercy. The dress has not shrunk at all , it's my weight and adipose saying hello from every possible quadrant.

What was the reason?

The age were people were loosing 10inches in 3 months I had put on weight . Initially I 

tried blaming exams , then I ain't a early bird to begin studying so early . Then , binge 

eating? I have been doing that for eons . 

Then ? Gulping secrets and puking them nowhere . Somebody was getting married , somebody's life was on splits , family issues , clique secrets , confidentiality , trust issues . At the end of it I realised all I was doing is fighting my own self , women self that's not designed to keep secrets . A women is bound to vomit stuff before her besties , her mom , her sister or her soulmate atleast. My case is way too aloof. I have more than one bestie , not two but many. Out of the almighty's creation it's unfair to say one is best out of the billions . Single hood - no soulmate so far. I am a person who keeps professional secrecy , so no family thing .

So I planned some handy things to do so that I don't retain them . Nobody gets to know either ! How ? Here you go !

1.    F l u s h   it off

Yes , write it on a paper , flush it off . 

2.    Fog

This winter , Whenever in a bathroom taking a hot water bath , look at the walls ,write it with your finger on the wall . It will be a private affair . nobody but you know it

3.  Plant it

Write it on a paper with a pencil and dig it deep. Make sure that nobody sees it.

4.  Sell it away

While you clear your monthly newspapers and magazines write your stuff next to obituary column, nobody looks at it after its sold away .

5.  Baby Talk 

Take your niece in your lap , speak all your secrets away *

*your niece or nephew should be aged less than 10 months *

6. Pet talk

Leaking information to your pets is also a good idea.

7.  Slate 

Chalk it out on the slate then erasing is as easy as updating your what'sapp status , may be quicker

So far so many

Take care

Hope this helps 

You got have to be careful before you break a promise because somebody is trusting you over everybody else in the world with the most precious thing or the most embarrassing thing that could ruin them and you just can't break the trust merely for a gossip that lasts for a moment or two . To ruin the fellow is animal but to see good for your fellow being is human.There are millions who spread secrets and rumours but it's very difficult to find a confidante .

Kbye