Jumping to the points without being loquacious .
1. You get a 24x7 driver .
There is absolutely no need to hire a rickshaw/ cab . Wait for daddy , the dearest or beg your brother with all possible goodies offers. No 8pm board on your gate.
2. No pleadings and proceedings .
And yeah , no more Mumma please let me go please , all my buddies will be coming!
After you are married , your mum would be like Ja Simran ,Ja .
3. Unlimited spa.
That organic facial , the chocolate wax , the detan , the laser YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL babes! The monthly 4digit bills at spa become a routine . Unlimited pampering per se.
4. Unlimited talk time plans.
As a newly wed , your husband would obviously want to talk to you . Your mum will be on her toes with her advices to face the trivial daily chores . Your friends calling up . Nobody accounts to your telephone bill.
5. Cosmetic splurge .
Mac or maybelline any lipstick is good as long as it enhances your looks. Nobody minds if you sport tonnes of foundation . You are INN the league . The red lipstick is vogue anytime , anywhere once you are married .
6. Guilty indulgence.
Gobbling entire tray of Ferraro rocher without any guilt of gaining weight. You are married , who cares.
7. Attention
Every sarcastic line against your in- law is a celebrated joke at your place.
8. Queen Bee
You are Mrs.KnowItall in your clique.
9. Expensive haute
You wear it everyday , just because you are married.
10. Guest of honour
Everybody wants to meet you . His friends, relatives even neighbour . His sister's classmates , the universe. You are invited to innumerable parties serving you the best of their receipes.
11. Fancy hosiery
Do I say more ?
12. Heels
If he is even 3 inch taller than you , then you have no reason to dump those stilletos from Steve Maddinson or those peep-toe from JiMmy choo!
13. Pampering
From 360• degrees
14. Social aunty
No more giving your name , age , qualification to the marriage broker cum friendly aunties . Oh aunty , I am good . This haircut is inn , aaah this dress ? My husband likes it this way. *chop of the century*. The married women face less rapid fire queries than the singles (ready to mingle) women do.
15. Gifts
Gadgets , gold , cosmetics . Name it and you have it under gift wrap .
16. Superstar for a day
The red carpet , the Dias , the dream car ( can be rented also ) , the horse , the hero (ok ... Lol.. Ok ok ) , the band , the music , a sidekick to help you . You get everything . A videographer who records even the blink of your eye . How much ever the rest of the cast and crew try they are captured like fierce carnivores tearing the meat into pieces .
17. Everyday is a shopping day
From the day of engagement till you buy your kid's school uniform . Shopping is just inevitable.
18. Long Drives
The name is enough.
Will add more soon ...
Till then peep into your hefty books
Kbye
Glad you realised 18 of these advantages...i guess you must have been feeling each and all of them when you sat down to write :p
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