Tip talk life

Hele? 

Everybody is here to advice you.

Mumma says be kind ,then people respect you. Cousin says look cool , people will love you . Uncle says , be rich , they all will adore you . With these little pickup lines, I'd like to add up more ...

1. The lighter is your credit card , the lesser people treat you .Welcome to earth . The credit card is everything . It buys you love , attention , fun and care . 

2. Love here is like a teenagers skin . With many breakouts . Everybody has been there , had a breakup. It's physiological now.

3. Phone ! Google , I'd tell you to go hide your face . Phone is like that black thread that protects you from evil eye. It protects you from people you don't want to talk. Oh, hello ! How you doing?*excuse me , I have got a call to attend * buh bye , see you never again!

4. Good looking people look for good looking people . Ugly ducklings also look for good looking people . The pictures below speak volumes.

5 . Working for 12 hours in an overcrowded office . No you don't earn much. A guy seated on a couch with a wine glass in his left hand , and a cigar in the other earns way more than you do . Just merely by betting . I see ethical and legal issues seeping in but then a dizzy you at 7pm , stuck up in a heavy duty traffic are as likely to land up in ethical and legal issues by knocking down a pedestrian with your instalment laden four wheeler! You just can't demean people just because you are not doing it. Everybody is in the zoo , either as a visitor or as a spectator . The atmosphere , the path is the same

 

6.Doing nothing is much more fun 

7.There are billions of us on this earth . So , you are not different . You share your face with 7 or more than 7 people on earth , talent with a million , speciality with a thousand more . That's not unique! No ! Nobody is weird! Nothing is weird ! Standing for your point even if you have to go out of your way is a strong point you have , not a unique one though!

8. The only thing worse than a public embarrassment , begging , dressmalfunction is oldage ... Too many problems , too less people to share your problems with and your life partner may graduate off at anytime , leaving you on earth with a lot of backlogs .

So far so much

See you ...soon  !